Monday, March 9, 2009

LoD Griefs Darkfall Staff

Don't come to our city and expect not to be griefed.  That goes for GM's too. Speakingof GM's...don't show up and try to flex on us...especially when 50% of my guildmates are still pressing "F5".  


This is the story of a young GM, who wandered into the wrong town.  Bonepeeler Protectorofall paid a visit to the very unfriendly Frost Coast (aka Deceit).


He was quickly met by the LoD Box Club -- who surrounded the GM and began to "harrass" him.  



(Bonepeeler checking out the LoD Keep)

(Doesn't this "GM" have a "teleport" function?)


(Bonerpeeler struggling against the mighty LoD)

Don't feel bad for the GM just yet.  You know he has one card left to play.  The "I ban thee" trick".  But will LoD pull his punk card?


(1st Warning Mister!)



(So mean)

Apparently two LoD members were booted from game.  It is still unknown whether or not anyone received any type of suspension.  If so, I wonder if they'll deduct it from the time Aventurine already owes us.  

Simon LoD, who was actually punted from game, had this to say, "You put that Mother F'er in 4oz. gloves and fly him to Fresno...I guarantee i'll test his chin".  

Nearly as quickly as it started, Tasha Dev, came to the rescue of her retarded 'lil brother and behaved like a paid employee of a shittily-launched game should.  The two were last seen comparing notes on how to actually use their UI.   

(GMs take damage but their health bar stays at 100% just FYI)


(Alert the Clutch!)

The episode leaves many questions unanswered.  Why were GMs in our city in the 1st place?  Do GMs receive training on how to use their "powers"?  Is it Aventurine's policy to punt players from game for "harrassment"?  Will Bonepeeler always be a n00b?

8 comments:

ATC Staff said...

Apologies for pic quality and link issues. Will try and resolve. In the meantime, petition DF for a native screen capture utility.

Anonymous said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry- if that's a GM I'm worried about DF; but that's primo lol shit

Anonymous said...

GMs were in your city to check from macroers and speed hackers. They are going everywhere so I do not think they've singled out your clan, but this is hard to comprehend if you're a boxer, I understand. Why harass a GM anyway? Let them wonder a bit they are, usually, quick to get the fuck out of there.

Obs Donkey Punch said...

simon sounds like a roid rager -Bhauk

LOL

Anonymous said...

lawl

Anonymous said...

looks like a bunch of teens seeking attention from the devs tbh.

Anonymous said...

Bonepeeler was checking for Macros, he's been spotted in Tempest's city, Yew Militia's, HARM's, QFT's.. etc.

Anonymous said...

After reading this I come to one conclusion.

You guys can dish it out but when they ban you, you cry like the little pussy's your are.

"Why was he in our city ? " Like you losers could not figure that out.

Wonder why you did not post any thing on the bans you received over the next months for cheating.

LoD -- Licking on Dick ?